Dating advice for long term relationships

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After a certain period of time, farts and burps just become amusing.On second thought, the ones that don’t smell like a decaying body or a fresh pile of crap, are amusing.If one of you suddenly lost the ability to either talk or hear, both of you will be fine off of facial expressions.

There comes a point in everyone’s relationship where things just get weird.

Women across the world have a sweater or two stretched out because someone thought it was funny to prance around in it along with their bra on.

Guys have seen many sweaters move from their side of the closet to their other half’s. A stretched out sweater is worth being stretched for the memory of a guy wearing it in combination with a bra and grabbing his imaginary boobs.

Mornings just consist of “Morning babe” with a huge smooch on the lips or cheek, maybe more if it’s a good morning.

You both have had Saturday mornings where you rolled out of bed, made food, taken your dog out to pee as you narrated him finding his perfect pee spot, cooked breakfast and stayed in your PJ’s watching Netflix.

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